Trivia!

Trivia!

What do you get when u mix a lil' carelessness with a whole lota excitment and haste at a lingerie fair?

no takers? i tot so too! yaya, not much of a trivia i noe.... so stop rolling ur eyes already! but just in case u're still interested in the ans (u noe u do!), its quite absurd actually, cos it had resulted in a case of misconstrued theft...... well, almost lah...

picture this : u're out shopping at the local hypermart, and say u walk out of the place in a haste to get home... but in tt instant u walk out, the security alarm went beeping and surprisingly, not a single staff approach to check on u. so, would u still stop and check ur merchandise, fully aware that all the goods have been paid for, being the model citizen that u are?

i hope most of u are normal (read: bloody careless) like me to have walked away thinking that the system has gone cranky... but in case u didnt, good for u.... cos when i took out my "loot" a day later, i realised that my lovely purple satin brassiere that i've oh-so-wanted has this chunky and hideous plastic tag attached to it! so ladies and gentlemen, the beeping was not a result of the presumably cranky system, but the hideous tag that was clinging onto my lovely brassiere like a parasite.... gawd, how to wear like that?!

u're probably thinking its impossible tt the security tag hasnt been removed, cos if u've paid for the goods at the cashier, then the staff will have to have it removed rite? ya, i reckon u're rite there. but wat if u've paid for the 3 sets of lingerie at the fair which is held at the atrium? and wat if u decided to shop ard at the actual store and u so happen to see this lovely purple satin brassiere that u've oh-so-wanted but was unavailable at the atrium? and wat if u decided to try ur luck and ask the friendly-looking staff for an exchange cos u desperately WANT tt particular set? and wat if the now-confirmed-friendly staff allowed the exchange? and lastly, wat if u left the store hastily without checking the exchanged brassiere and buying anything else? (all this continues in the scenario at para 3)

Here comes the real trivia guys.

Given the above situation, what would you do?
(Note: Tag cannot be detached with any amt of brute force. Trust me, i've tried it)

a) Wear it as it is
b) Snip it up and sew it back
c) Return to the shop and get the tag removed, but at the risk of being accused of theft
d) Call upon SuperM**

logically speaking, most would choose "C" cos u noe u're not guilty of anything! but then the hassle of travelling all the way downtown just for tt?! i'd rather use the time for better things like slping! so with tt and being the illogical person tt i am, i chose option "D" - SsuuuPurrrMOM! wahahaa~ i can always count on my mom to solve the most knotty situation, and no exceptions this time too! but i never did see how she remove the tag cos i was in the bathroom, and when i returned, my brassiere was lying on my bed, free from the hideous plastic parasite! isnt she like the most amazing mom ever?! kekeke~ and a tight-lipped one too, cos she wun divulge anything to me... bummer...

gawd, i think im sucked of my stamina with this post.... i need some Stupendous Man now...