30 September 2005

Nite Out

Dear Mudpie,

So here are the photos that u've asked me to upload. Errmm.. think it was some korean bbq dinner with your flatmates? or classmates? aahhh... watever lah.... u noe hor, the girl in green look so familiar! like someone i noe leh... just cun attach a name to tt face.... *ponders* anyway, ur guy frens not leng zhai one... chey!


seriously, i think u have gained weight!! just look at those horrible fats ard ur neck! and those cheeks! even the fingers look fleshier!! yikes!! and ur hair is so bloody long!! u look absolutely, terribly, appallingly horrendous! *gasp!!*

ok, im being very mean and overly exaggerated there.... u just dun look ur best... so u better go and cut it soon ok? *pats head* i noe A$15 for a haircut is too much.. but then i cun tolerate long and unkempt hair! where is the leng zhai dawei i noe?? the neat, cropped, gel-ed spiky hair tt i fell in love with last time?? (and oso the person lah.. kekeke..) where is it??!

ok, if that is not reason enough for u to get it professionally cut, then how abt this: i'll bring along my pair of scissors and razor when i come visit u in nov... and i'll help u cut ur hair, free of charge!

so now dear, do u wanna spend A$15 on a proper haircut by a professionally trained barber or risk losing ALL ur hair by a noe-nuts-abt-cutting-hair girlfriend?


u decide.

love u still,
fangzz

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